Funny remarks I recently caught myself saying to our sweet children lately…
“Stop nuzzling me and neighing at me! You are NOT a horse!!”
“Please don’t call him a silly goose, even if you think he’s acting silly.”
“That hurts! Pliers are not for pinching people.”
“Yes, you can be the baby unicorn…Baby Unicorn can you please obey and get in your bed, I mean barn?!”
“You have to wear something…underwear, a pull-up, a diaper…something!”
“Could you please stop putting your hand there? It’s not very nice. Why? Because I said so, that’s why! {Yep, I said the forbidden words of parenthood!}”
“Quit poking strangers! It’s not nice. Oh, you weren’t poking the little girl? You were just playing with her? Well, please stop playing with strangers…they think you are being mean to them, NOT playing.”
“Let me comb your hair, I mean, mane little horse.”
“Ttt-rrruucckkk. Say TTTTTTT-ruck, not…well…what you are saying.”
“You’re going to pull that down on your head…please stop.”
